A very large and constantly evolving
language with several alternative and largely incompatible
syntaxes, in which anyone can define anything any way they choose,
and usually do. Speakers of this language think it's easy to learn
because it's so easily twisted to one's own ends, but dialectical
differences make tribal intercommunication nearly impossible, and
travelers are often reduced to a pidgin-like subset of the
language. To be universally understood, a Unix shell programmer
must spend years of study in the art. Many have abandoned this
discipline and now communicate via an Esperanto-like language
called Perl.
In ancient times, Unix was also used to refer to some code that
a couple of people at Bell Labs wrote to make use of a PDP-7 computer that wasn't doing much of anything else
at the time.